Enjoy ^-^/

Yes: I’m aware it starts too late.
No: I don’t care about what you want. Deal with it.

Note: I remuxed it to annoy you. :)

Captions: ass | srt

Captions are fixed with my ‘Caption2Ass Unfucker’, which basically just replaced missing DCRs that Caption2Ass doesn’t want to translate.
It is available here (src).